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FOUR LORDS

Four

lords

were taken to court

for courting

young ladies

and peeping at doors

They wore

velvet suits,

chain-watches,

a monocle

and black stockings

The four

were tall

and good sports,

they blamed the Port

for courting

young ladies

and peeping at doors

-After all, F

 all we saw

 were ladies undressing

 for unloved lords

The judge

was a dwarf.

He wore

a wig because

he was bald.

He too was a good sport,

but he had a weak spot,

his weakness for Port

They thought

of offering

him a glass of port,

just to get warm.

They had plenty in stock

The judge

tasted the port

and asked for more;

he was soon on the floor

of the court.

-Now, my lord,

 you can judge,

 as you're as sober 

 as a lord

 and we're as drunk

 as a judge.

-After all,

 it isn't your fault,

 my lords,

 I find guilty the Port.

 By George! 

 It's such  good Port!

So he blamed the cordial

instead of the lords